extra slutty olive oil

[southern belle voice] well scrub my jay

darmok AND jalad? in THIS tenagra????

teaching a baby to cuss on christmas eve at the red lobster

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restful leg syndrome

showing you a monkey raised on a nursing wire mother

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first they complain millennials aren't buying diamonds. now they say millennials aren't having babies. in my opinion at best most households can afford one or the other. you become a diamond guy or a baby guy

just another mantis monday